If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything!
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything!
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Don’t let anybody push you around, unless it’s in a wheelbarrow, because that’s fun!
Don't let anybody push you around, unless it's in a wheelbarrow, because that's fun!
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They ignore you now, but they’ll need you later.
They ignore you now, but they'll need you later.
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The worst thing about Sunday is knowing that tomorrow is Monday!
The worst thing about Sunday is knowing that tomorrow is Monday!
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You never realise what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
You never realise what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
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Water is the most essential element of life, because without it you can’t make… coffee!
Water is the most essential element of life, because without it you can't make... coffee!
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Why is it, when you give up smoking and start losing weight – the next thing that doctor asks is: “How much do you drink?”
Why is it, when you give up smoking and start losing weight - the next thing...
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My world without coffee!
My world without coffee!
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-What day is it? -It’s today. -My favourite day!
-What day is it? -It's today. -My favourite day!
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If you don’t fit in then you are probably doing the right thing!
If you don't fit in then you are probably doing the right thing!