If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything!
Don't let anybody push you around, unless it's in a wheelbarrow, because that's fun!
They ignore you now, but they'll need you later.
The worst thing about Sunday is knowing that tomorrow is Monday!
You never realise what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
Water is the most essential element of life, because without it you can't make... coffee!
Why is it, when you give up smoking and start losing weight – the next thing that doctor asks is: “How much do you drink?”
Why is it, when you give up smoking and start losing weight - the next thing...
-What day is it? -It's today. -My favourite day!
If you don't fit in then you are probably doing the right thing!