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She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.

She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.

Bette Midler

Bette Midler

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Jun 30

I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

John Fugelsang

John Fugelsang

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Jun 29

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Emo Philips

Emo Philips

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Jun 28

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

Charles Wadsworth

Charles Wadsworth

Jun 27

If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

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Jun 27

I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.

I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.

Noelle Chatham

Noelle Chatham

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Jun 26

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin

Jun 26

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’

Conan O’Brien

Conan O’Brien

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Jun 25

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson

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Jun 25

“Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”

“Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”

Anton Chekhov

Anton Chekhov

Jun 25