When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
That feeling you get when someone cancels plan... When you didn't want to go in the first place!
I'm not a control freak, but I can show you the correct way to do that!
Hell hath no fury like... The lawyer of a woman scorned!
We would let a bald hairdresser do our hair, but would you let a toothless dentist do your teeth?
Life is just like a box of chocolates... I never seem to have one!
Not to get technical... But according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!
Old age can never get the better of me... But it can reach the parts I rather it didn't reach!
Nobody ever reads the rules for monopoly... Except when an argument breaks out!
Alcohol is not in my “vodkabulary”. However, I looked it up on “whiskeypedia” and learned if you drink too much of it, it’s likely “tequila”
Alcohol is not in my "vodkabulary". However, I looked it up on "whiskeypedia" and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely "tequila"