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The trouble with being punctual it’s that nobody is there to appreciate it.

Mr & Mrs Santa Claus visited our station today… A bit earlier than scheduled.

Aug 8

I have many principles, but if you don’t like them… I have others!

Aug 7

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

Aug 4

Is a will a dead giveaway?

Aug 3

Can’t fink, won’t fink!

Aug 2

Q: Can bald men get lice?

A: They can, but not necessarily on their head!

Aug 1

Elton John sings “sorry seems to be the hardest word” but I think, Llanfairpw- llgwyngyllgogerychwyrndro- bwllllantysiliogogogoch (Welsh town) is the hardest word.

Jul 31

Travel Advice: Please do not leave your brain at home… It means a lot to us!

This thought has been removed due to a complaint… Do you think it was offensive?

Jul 30

If you think you live in the present… Think again!

Jul 29

Why are there frosted windows in airline toilet?

Jul 28