… name on facebook to “NOBODY”. So when I see someone post something stupid, I can “LIKE” it and it will say: “NOBODY LIKES THIS”
… That if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you lots and think of you often.
… “daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” The father replied “I don’t know son, I’m still paying!”
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you’ll look forward to the trip
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