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If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters, 204 if you’re in Japan

Claire Cook

Claire Cook

Funny

Jul 23

Really wish we had a dog right now but then I remember that old slogan… a dog is for life, not just for a global pandemic.

Anonymous

Anonymous

Funny

Jul 22

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

George Carlin

George Carlin

Famous
Funny

Jul 19

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Socrates

Funny
Wisdom

Jul 13

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison

Jul 11

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to “fall asleep right now”

Anonymous

Anonymous

Funny

Jul 9

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Anonymous

Anonymous

Funny

Jul 6

my stomach is FLAT, The L is just silent.

My stomach is FLAT, The L is just silent.

Anonymous

Anonymous

Funny

Jul 3

Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees, and then kindness.

Nanea Hoffman

Nanea Hoffman

Famous
Funny

Jul 1

She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.

She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.

Bette Midler

Bette Midler

Famous
Funny

Jun 30