Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make...
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what...
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it...
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it could also be malaria, kidney failure, a heart murmur, gallstones, or possibly appendicitis…
WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus,...
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I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil’.
I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil'.
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Instant gratification takes too long.
Instant gratification takes too long.