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Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Anonymous

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Sep 3

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Anonymous

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Sep 2

1

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

Mark Twain

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Sep 1

1

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen

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Aug 31

1

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Bill Murray

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Aug 30

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Aug 29

1

WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it could also be malaria, kidney failure, a heart murmur, gallstones, or possibly appendicitis…

WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it could also be malaria, kidney failure, a heart murmur, gallstones, or possibly appendicitis...

Crystal Lowery

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Aug 28

1

I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil’.

I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil'.

Larry Timmons

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Aug 27

Instant gratification takes too long.

Carrie Fisher

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Aug 26

1

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Anonymous

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Aug 9

1

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