Share Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions. Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make...Read More Funny Sep 3 1
Share I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Funny Sep 2 1
Share The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what...Read More Funny Sep 1 1
Share I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Funny Aug 31 1
Share Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it...Read More Funny Aug 30 1
Share When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Funny Aug 29 1
Share WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus, but it could also be malaria, kidney failure, a heart murmur, gallstones, or possibly appendicitis… WebMD is updating its server because of a virus. Well, they think it was a virus,...Read More Funny Aug 28 1
Share I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil’. I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil'. Funny Aug 27 0
Share I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. Anonymous Funny Aug 9 1