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I’m glad it’s summer otherwise the rain would be really cold!

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You look funny with your head turned sideways like that.

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We love you just the way you are… If you are perfect!

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Warning: Elevated thoughts can give you vertigo!

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I’m on a Gin & Tonic diet… So far I’ve lost 2 days!

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Santa Claus has the right idea… Visit people only once a year

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People ask me: “Why is it so hard to trust people?”, I reply “why is it so hard to keep a secret?”

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