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I hate people that use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

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Did you know it’s only 363 days to Christmas eve?

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I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs out I will drink the red!

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You know when you are getting old because Santa starts looking younger!

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Take care boys and girls. Santa reads your Facebook. He will know if you have been good or bad!

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Misquoting Orwell since 1985

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Whenever I take my clothes off… The shower gets turned on!

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