Thought of the day

Why when men wear rubber and Lycra we call them superheroes?

Thoughtsofangel

I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything

Thoughtsofangel

Sometimes I can see your lips moving, but all I hear is . . .blah,blah,blah.

Thoughtsofangel

In case of a fire please ” EXIT ” the station before tweeting about it.

Thought for today

Why when the doorbell rings. . .. . Do all dogs think it’s for them ?

Thought for today

“Facebook” is the 2nd most popular word in English starting with “F” & ending on “K:

Thought for today

Patience . . . . . Is what you have when there’s too many witnesses

Nillionaire,Adj: Someone with No or little money

It’s ok if you disagree with me . . . . . . I cant force you to be right.

Thought of the day

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and have succeeded very well!
- Robert Benchley