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I’m on a Gin & Tonic diet… So far I’ve lost 2 days!

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Santa Claus has the right idea… Visit people only once a year

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People ask me: “Why is it so hard to trust people?”, I reply “why is it so hard to keep a secret?”

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If you’re God’s gift to women… I hope he kept the receipt.

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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

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Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation!

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Phobia of clowns is no laughing matter!

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