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Whenever I take my clothes off… The shower gets turned on!

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Lest we forget, spare a thought for today. We will remember them.

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My son and his friends are great… They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home!!

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Facebook is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves!

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I got a job as a triangle player in a Reggae Band… I just stand at the back and ting!!

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Charm is a way of getting the answer “yes” without asking a clear question.

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I take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once!

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